Monday, June 30, 2008

An Ode to Amber's Phone - by Chris

You piece of junk
You two year commitment that I was only 4 months in to
Why did you have to leave at the worst time possible,
20 months before we qualified for a new phone
You are so selfish
Now where does this leave me? What am I supposed to do now?
Did you ever think of that?
No you didn't, you only thought of yourself
Now I have to buy a brand new phone at full cost
And what kind of phone can I afford for my lovely bride?
A piece of string attached to a tin can

At least it gets better reception than you did.


Kelly said...

Make that a double goof!

Denise said...

I am now afraid to have the two of you over for dinner together... remind me to stop and get some Depends first... you two are TOO MUCH!